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Welcome to my blog. This blog was created to spread a funny short series I began writing however I post random stuff as well. Mainly bands, food, nature, and other cool stuff.

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

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— 1 week ago with 122857 notes
dieterunrath:

Suicide Silence
8/2/14
Scranton, PA
[Flickr l Instagram l Facebook l Website]

dieterunrath:

Suicide Silence

8/2/14

Scranton, PA

[Flickr l Instagram l Facebook l Website]

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— 1 week ago with 713 notes
did-you-kno:

John Rhys-Davies, the actor who plays the dwarf Gimli in the Lord of the Rings movies, is actually 6’1” and taller than the rest of the actors who play members of The Fellowship of the Ring.
Source

did-you-kno:

John Rhys-Davies, the actor who plays the dwarf Gimli in the Lord of the Rings movies, is actually 6’1” and taller than the rest of the actors who play members of The Fellowship of the Ring.

Source

— 1 week ago with 3553 notes

art-of-swords:

Kaskara Sword

  • Dated: 19th century
  • Culture: Sudanese
  • Measurements: overall length 110 cm 

The sword has a straight, double-edged, European blade, grooved at the centre of the first part and engraved with sun, moon and stars under the effigy of an arm holding a sabre coming out of a cloud. The massive, iron hilt features a cross-shaped quillon, silver grip and pommel richly engraved and decorated with jade and cabochon stones.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Czerny’s International Auction House S.R.L.

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fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

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— 1 week ago with 53348 notes

earthlynation:

wolves-whales-and-waves:

the-bar-is-called-heaven:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT KIND OF BIRB IS THIS

THIS IS THE CUTEST LITTLE BIRD IVE EVER SEEN!!!

this is a woodcock

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ancientart:

The Maya archaeological site of Chicanná (‘House of the Snake’s Jaws’), Yucatán. Now largely buried in the jungle, the city of Chicanná peaked during the late Classic period, from about AD 550-700.

Photos courtesy of & taken by Luca Penati.

— 1 week ago with 3033 notes

adorkable111:

dominantdj:

sugarkisslove:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

You might also like NSFW Life Hacks Part 1 and Part 2

That last tip is sooooo damn nice and thoughtful.

Some great Sex tips!! “Lovemaking does not have to stop just because you guys both came” ;-)

Love this! That first one though! Nerdy and awesome!!!

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— 1 week ago with 69781 notes

nubbsgalore:

circumhorizontal arcs photographed by (click pic) david england, andy cripe, del zane, todd sackmann and brandon rios. this atmospheric phenomenon, otherwise known as a fire rainbow, is created when light from a sun that is at least 58 degrees above the horizon passes through the hexagonal ice crystals that form cirrus clouds which, because of quick cloud formation, have become horizontally aligned. (see also: previous cloud posts)

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coffeenelly:

itslouminosity:

antoinew:

shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

🙌🙌🙌🙌

Love this!

Yeah \m/

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damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.

damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.

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— 1 week ago with 281698 notes

havoc305:

My Favorite God/giant from Norse mythology. Fenrir. Son of Loki and destined to kill Odin during Ragnorok. So powerful he was captured but was tricked into it because no God was able to stand up to him. Gotta love that.

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— 1 week ago with 1736 notes
Ok so I was watching Atlantis: The Lost Empire (again)…

rivendellbitch:

originally-remarkable:

rivendellbitch:

And I noticed something…

so this is the first time we see the king of Atlantis, right? 

image

Then he says this while his wife is drawn into the heart of Atlantis:

image

Notice how he’s not looking away. The next time we see the king, he is blind.

image

DOES THIS MEAN HE LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF ATLANTIS, RISKED LOSING HIS SIGHT, JUST SO HE COULD SEE HIS WIFE ONE LAST TIME??????

JUST FUCKING STOP RIGHT THERE

CANT STOP WONT STOP

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